YOU KNOW YOU ARE FILIPINO IF...

   

1.  You want to be a dancer, a singer, or an actor, even though you have a day job as a nurse, a security guard, or an accountant.

2.  A member of your family back home is a politician or a movie star.

3.  You're not afraid of black people. In fact, you wish you were black!

4.  You found out you have jerry curls on your head.

5.  You have a T-shirt somewhere in you're closet that says "Filipino Power."

6.  You eat your dog.

7.  Your mom pronounces a P like an F and an F like a P.

8.  Your parent's English sounds like Tagalog.

9.  You speak better Ebonics than some Black People.

10. You're proud that your last name is Spanish, and in some cases, you seriously claim you have Spanish blood!

11. When you are talking on a chat room (Yahoo or AOL Chat), your name always includes Flip, Pinoy, or Pinay.

12. You don't claim to be all Asian, instead you would rather be referred to as "Pacific Islander."

13. You are either in a gang, you want to be in a gang, a relative is in a gang, or your grandpa used to kick with the "Roxas Blvd." gang.

14. (Girls) You are fully developed by the age of 13.

(Guys) By the age of 13, you have already developed a full grown mustache.

15. You don't care if you are superior to all other Asians or not, because being Filipino is just cool in itself. O ‘di ba!